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Friday, September 26, 2003
Finally feeling better today, after hacking the better part of my respiratory system into the bathroom sink this morning. Man, if you need a way to stop people from smoking, just let them experience that feeling for 30 seconds and they'll leave skid marks. Then Drew and I went to Tijuana Flats for lunch, and I chowed through a jalepeno slice, expecting the mildly exciting result that you get at Subway or Taco Bell. Instead, it was a crunchy, bright green, little A-bomb that served the dual purpose of entertaining Drew and clearing the liter or so of mucus that had been clogging my head cavities. So now, after a whole lot of visual detail and too much personal information, you know how I feel.

News today about IT. You might be wondering what IT is: IT is a revolution in Individual Transportation. Actually, there's nothing that revolutionary about the Segway Transporter, or, as I like to call it, the Segway Scooter. Let's face it, we've had over-priced, impractical transportation before that was recalled within the first two years of its existence. Seriously, Detroit had that market nailed down tight decades ago. Mr. Kamen, if you want to be revolutionary, it's time to step up to the plate. We've seen mediochre before.

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