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Wednesday, November 15, 2000
Whadda know. George Dubwya rejected Al's proposal to recount all of Florida. Seriously Al, get with the program - I highly doubt Bush is going to sign up to try and overturn his victory. Next thing you know we're going to have NFL coaches challenging questionable elections by throwing a little red hanky into the polling place...then Janet Reno will have 90 seconds under the little flap to decide whether conclusive evidence is present to overrule the call on the field. At least in that scenario Dennis Miller might be around to share with us a tiny portion of the largest intellect ever wasted. Maybe in a more perfect union.

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